the trouble with being a pirate
though I must say I do admire it
you must train your parrot
to have proper merit
and curse in a way that'll inspire it
the trouble with having a parrot
especially one you inherit
if it's previous owners
talked wenches and boners
and double entendres for carrot
Author notes: wc 54 https://allpoetry.com/contest/2788219-Pirate-in-a-Crows-Nest---Double-Limerick
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