The contest mentioned vegans
And poetry for those
My entry brought up Vogons
In brevity style prose
For those that do not know it
A famous sci-fi tale
Does say a Vogon poet
Used verses in his jail
To torture kidnapped tourists
Thus in a certain sense
The esteemed contest jurist
Was right to take offense
Of course I didn’t mean it
In fact I was quite shocked
I wrote: "excuse my dumb wit!"
But found that I was blocked
Author notes: https://hitchhikers.fandom.com/wiki/Vogon_poetry https://allpoetry.com/poem/15992881-A-Vegan-Pastiche-by-Coolmails
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