Questionable

asking the prostate
to pee, not to pee
as I lie prostrate
oh, what will it be?

questions like this
occupy those of age
no, not existential
but am I a sage?

I find as years pass
can it only get worse?
Wife says don't be an ass
can you get off your horse?

Did you finish the tasks
on the honey do list?
I must do as she asks,
do I really exist?

I think therefore I am
as Descartes had surmised
and so I say yes ma'am
why are you so surprised?