Rant

opinionated minions
well out of their dominions
defending their opinions
with a religious fervor

they warn of global warming
incessantly, they're warning
I hear it every morning
so bought a life preserver

the polar bears are breeding
all estimates exceeding
but those stats are misleading
so noted the observer

the fires prove it's hotter
the blizzards -- they don't matter
don't put meat on your platter
the meat disgusts your server

the world will get much wetter
the drought will not get better
the climate is not weather
and please stop using leather

we're all in this together
like birds, birds of a feather
I use my plane to gather
but we're in this together

it's going to get much warmer
don't say I didn't warn you
I come from California
no worries, I'll transform you

Author notes: https://allpoetry.com/contest/2796161-Blizzard-quotes- 2. A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows. - Author: Dana Gould