Recipes

I'm in the market for some Spotted Dick
Is there a dish with more absurd a name?
Do Ladyfingers tempt you -- there's a chick
that seized on these to gather quite a fame.

A Stinking Bishop once confessed this sin:
Bangers and Mash, deliciously prepared,
do take the cake. As long as it has been,
I still wish that the room was better aired.

A Priest Choker, a smelly, cheesy knave
Bubble and Squeak, leftovers for a time
Devils on Horseback did ride in to save
Our Limping Susan from a bitter crime

So after searching low, and searching high
I settled. Something simple. Whoopy Pie.

Author notes: all the capitalized phrases are dish names https://secretmenus.com/10-funniest-food-names/