it's not that I cannot stand kale
I do prefer it over hail
and over blizzards full of snow
and that most awful Netflix show
as I recall, I said to Gail:
this salad is beyond the pale
I'd rather, in the undertow
proceed to go out with the flow
I pleaded, but to no avail
new salad king that all must hail
this lettuce substitute, though faux
will overturn the status quo
well, I for one, will not regale
broccoli -- maybe. Never kale.
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