The Din

"Please! Less tonic, and more gin",
that's the words that Gunga Din
uttered right before he went to find the Thuggees
Cannot blame him, as that bar
sometimes went a bit too far
Gunga knew though that there's always horse and buggies

So no need to drive yourself
and the gin, it was top shelf
Mr. Din a noted fan of gin and tonic
Liked to drink it till he's blind
washed the Thuggees off his mind
and emerged on to the street a catatonic

Things proceeded at this pace
Gunga frequented the place
the bartender went as far as saying: "buddy"
but you know, the story ends
they became the best of friends
Gunga Din, though, he came home, all dead and bloody