From the lookout point, he saw the Grand Tetons were sticking out of the earth like the breasts of an LA woman fresh out of breast augmentation surgery. Just a dozen or so feet from the jeep, an obviously horny bison bull was cleverly chewing on some purple clover. "Ah, Yellowstone in spring", he thought to himself, and got back in the jeep.
He had quite a bit of road to cover before making it to Old Faithful, which would probably erupt in about 45 minutes. "That's some Viagra they're feeding that old geyser", he thought to himself.
Author notes: https://allpoetry.com/contest/2811965-Anything-Goes-Bulwer-Lytton
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