Titaneanas

Saturn is hanging in the sky
Titaneans, up and about
holiday season, what to buy
the aliens remain in doubt

Last year's pan-zebra so passé
every Titanean has one
and I had even heard them say
pan-zebras, you are out and done!

Still as the holidays approach
Titaneanas do expect
more than a methane breathing roach
(these tend to be not striped, but specked)

Any good options? There's a dearth.
A joint decision's quickly reached
The best they can do? Give them Earth!
Yes, that's their spaceships that just beached.

Author notes: wc 90 art by  Anton Brzezinski