Well Met

It's no beluga, but do try the sturgeon,
the caviar is honestly first rate.
You see that guy? Right there? Yes, plastic surgeon,
and that's his trophy wife. No, no, he's straight.

Yes, way too cute, but hey, no harm in looking?
Too funny, he's a bit too young for me.
Besides, I'm busy.  A new class.  No, cooking,
A lying diet?  Lion!  Yeah, it's free.

You heard about what happened to the Learys?
Just goes to show you, you can never tell.
Oh, to be sure, no deficit of theories.
It probly started when the market fell.

OK, kiss, kiss, I gotta make the rounds.
So good to see you, please enjoy the grounds!