She hissed as her color turned green
“I swallow it whole, site unseen?
And this golden fish
Will it grant me a wish?
Why can’t it be aquamarine?”
“It’s too late for wishes” I said
“Do swallow, or you’ll seem quite dead”
This essential oil
Will not let you spoil
And soon you’ll look fit to be wed
OR.......
Star Trek Featuring Monty Python
An alien chick from Orion
Attractive, through no lack of tryin’
A pill with a fish
Is her daily dish
Her life is like no Life of Bryan
She pines, yes she’s waiting for Kirk
Though she’s heard that he is quite a jerk
Yes, Biggus’ be better
He wrote her a letter
Like Spock he is going berserk
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