there was, in fair Kalamazoo
no circus, no fair and no zoo
at last, that town's dwellers
all humorless fellas
demanded a zoo, or they'll sue
the magistrate, unsympathetic
imbued with a certain aesthetic
he said: you shall rue
and no kangaroo!
the lawsuit's dismissed, it's pathetic
Author notes: https://allpoetry.com/contest/2794862-A-Double-Limerick
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