My Teacher, Strict in Form and Measure
"Make sure your poem has a meter",
the teacher said in English class,
and claimed: if it is to be literature
it must be written thus.
A poem's not a game of inches;
it stretches, shrinks, offends and pinches,
though it is easier to perform
if it conforms to proper norm.
The good news? I don't need a ruler.
My telephone can measure length,
requiring no skill or strength.
So let him call out, Bueller, Bueller.
He'll get a poem, one of mine,
and ending on the fourteenth line.
Author notes: Pushkin style sonnet. The entry to Eugene Onegin is "My Uncle, of the strictest morals"