Poems

"Make sure your poem has a meter",
the teacher said in English class,
and claimed: if it is to be literature
it must be written thus.
A poem's not a game of inches;
it stretches, shrinks, offends and pinches,
though it is easier to perform
if it conforms to proper norm.
The good news? I don't need a ruler.
My telephone can measure length,
requiring no skill or strength.
So let him call out, Bueller, Bueller.
He'll get a poem, one of mine,
and ending on the fourteenth line.


Author notes: Pushkin style sonnet.  The entry to Eugene Onegin is "My Uncle, of the strictest morals"

Did form come first? Or did it follow function?
Eggs did come before chickens, since you're asking.
Let me persuade you, though, that function is what followed.

What right have I to challenge, at this junction
clichés that permeate our language?  They are basking
in platitudes.  Both commonspeak and hallowed,

as if there is a body that would sanction
and sanctify their "truisms".  Their unmasking
is surely not an enviable chore. They're swallowed

without a speck of doubt.  Well, the expunction
of platitudes and truisms -- that's my tasking
so writings are no longer sunk or shallowed

by them.  What argument do I intend to proffer?
Look up Lamarck and Darwin, that's my offer.

You ever wonder why old myths persist
in elevating those the gods cast down?
An easy trend to note; it can't be missed.
The deity that wears the lofty crown
will always have a counterpoint, a foil.
An enemy that pays the utmost price,
of hideous appearance -- you'll recoil,
but also marvel at their daring vice.
Is Lucifer Prometheus, you ask?
The shining star, sent to the depths below?
Who, if not Satan, got the crucial task
of making sure that Man was in the know?
Our spark, at unimaginable cost.
It was for us that paradise was lost.


Author notes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer_and_Prometheus