Poems

Usher scans phone, and then ushers us in.
Speakers announce that the show must begin.
Actors today facing no easy task --
It is the audience that wears a mask.

First intermission: we're all at the bar,
buzzing: the playwright, have they gone too far?
Hamlet a woman? Petruchio the shrew?
What else is new, all in all, much ado.

End of the show, we spill out to the street.
Some rush away, feet that measure concrete.
Some even TikTok while they're on the go:
Excellent, horrible, or just so, so.

Avenues crawl with determined commuters
glued to their phones. Some whiz by on their scooters
trying to get to a better tomorrow.
Some beg or steal -- as to most -- they just borrow.

Grey and subdued as the bright LCDs
glare at each other, and tease follows tease,
Broadway as busy as ever it seems.
Something is missing, though.  Must be my dreams.

Go on and flash your enigmatic smile.
No teeth today?  No, no, I understand.
Those walrus dentures, they do take a while,
and once you've had those, you tend to depend
on chewability that simply can't be beaten.
You may have heard that I invented those.
Without them, it's as if you haven't eaten.
Don't have to tell me, I am one who knows.
But still, what shall we tell your many fans?
They surely will expect a proper portrait.
Will they surmise the trouble at a glance?
Or worse, assume you simply can't afford it?
Eureka!  We shall say that this is how
you always smile.  And they?  They'll just say "wow!".