I have no wish to snow you, that doesn't hit the spot
but on one morning, oh, yeah, was shot up by my squad
what did I do to warrant the folly that befell?
the truth is not abhorrent - just not allowed to tell
My squad commander almost saved my ass
but someone was insisting: execute
and as I said the squad did fire en masse
but there was one, just one that didn't shoot
my troubled fate, disruptive, has long been bent askew
I got myself a captive, but failed to bring him to
and Commissar Suetin, he's not one to relent
well, he began inventin', and penciled his intent.
He dragged out what he found to light of day.
All papered and assembled for his suit.
And there was nothing, nobody could say.
Well there was one, the one that didn't shoot.
Hand fell, commanding "Fire", oh, what a stupid call,
The shots sent to expire and free me from my soul,
but then I hear: he's breathing, go, bring him to the ward.
Can't double execute him, there is no such accord.
The doctor kept on clucking with his tongue,
bewildered, pulling bullets by their root.
And feverish, delirious, high strung
I blabbered with the one that didn't shoot.
My wounds were healing, licked them, so like a dog, it seemed.
The hospitals, I'm feeling, held me in high esteem.
The female staff, enamored, kept saying that I'm hot.
“Hey, you, you body armored, come here and take your shot."
Our regiment was hero-ing in Krim.
and I kept sending glucose there by foot.
For what? So it'll be easier for him
For whom? Well, for the one that didn't shoot.
I drank tea mixed with spirits, as circumstance permits.
And there's no need to fear it, survived with all my wits.
Got me my own battalion, commander said: assault,
and if you didn't die yet, well that is your own fault.
And I was happy, but collapsed and cried.
A German sniper, whispering "Kaput"
I blasphemed, wailing, that's the day I died...
He killed him, killed the one that didn't shoot.
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