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either way, you cross the moat
indoor bathrooms, stately castle
no hassle!
get it on AirBnB
safe to pee or not to pee
idle idols
empty temples
blighted bibles
trampled samples
sequels, prequels
and revivals
empty temples
blighted bibles
professing lust a dozen different ways
I stumble on a sonnet, a bit quaint
but surely suitable -- my lavish praise
knows not of moderation or restraint
you might perhaps assume I'd write an ode
that's only good for worship from afar
my hunger's of a wholly different mode
I long to be inside your boudoir
and not just boudoir, let me be blunt
a sonnet, after all, is just a means
and in my fevered mind I hear you grunt
as need takes over, mixing of the genes
a sonnet of a kind you don't expect
and promise: in the morning, still respect
a blood red sunset
spills from choking smokestacks
the sky is veined
with blue streaks
of promises and hope
swift on the wing they're showing off
dive as they scissor through the air
chirping and singing, they face off
this one's a teaser, don't you dare!
and now I'm marked, gee thanks a lot
fly, fly, you bad boy, chirp away
a bit of luck is what I've got
what kind of luck, I can't yet say
swift on the wing they're showing off
and on my face, the biggest smile
chirping and singing, they face off
I think I'll watch them, for a while
Author notes: https://allpoetry.com/contest/2796676-A-Bird-or-Birds-in-Rhyme
I'm not here to pontificate on greed
I tend to think it's rarely a good look
so here's the story of a real deed
perhaps some day it'll make it to a book
back in the day, when we had Y2K
I had to spend my New Year's in New York
the World Trade Center, had to be this way
there was no work life balance, was just work
and so of course we got Dom Perignon
two cases so that everyone could drink
and partied while we worked, to break of dawn
but one case was left over, I do think
that case of course did go down with the Tower
and I did not, and thank a higher power
Author notes: https://allpoetry.com/contest/2795811-Whisky-Red-Wine-Read-Prompt-points-doubled-
variety adds certain spice
but if a girl is in your soup
that might betray a certain vice
both you and I, we know the scoop
"someone is in my soup", you say
as though she fell there from the sky
most likely though, you cook this way
you know the how of it, and why
so here is some advice, my friend
a girl can be all kind of things
but doesn't go as condiment
remember why you got your rings
Author notes: https://allpoetry.com/contest/2795695-Someone-is-In-My-Soup-
fearless Achilles, unbeaten in battle
Trojans retreating, their heroes are rattled
Patroclus' death fuels the demigod's rage
it shan't be sated, we're told by the sage
until good Hector does exit the stage
armor invincible, blood of the slain
spilled by Achilles, the grass on the plain
turns red from green as he cuts down the Trojans
Gods of Olympus, so say theologians
even those gods couldn't beat him that day
demigod born but to kill and to slay
Paris shall kill him, of course, in the end
ancient mythology does have this trend
of killing heroes, regardless of skill
even Achilles has weakness -- his heel
so it's Odysseus that gets the credit
for winning the war and for being good at it
And fearless Achilles? Proverbial tale
even the best might be destined to fail
Author notes: wc 137 https://allpoetry.com/contest/2796471-Heroic-Fantasy-218
who took it and why
if you find out none took it
it's a limerick
Author notes: https://allpoetry.com/contest/2796526-----Describe-a-poetry-form-in-poetic-form--
for her I shot old Farrell
he was our previous captain
I shot him with both barrels
I used to be the chaplain
the devil take that woman
she swore that she would love me
I'm laughed at by my crewmen
who see her lord above me
as skilled as any madam
in matters frank and frisky
all I can do is: yes ma'am
hurry and bring her whiskey
oh, Molly you are worth it!
my barrels cocked and ready
and I shall have you, curse it
we shall be going steady
my new AR glasses
just let me see blue
I stay with my masses
they're just the right hue
it's easier
walking through life
with my crowd
do others exist?
probably, I don't doubt
but why do I need
to see folks I don't like
we all get along
cause we all think alike
Author notes: https://allpoetry.com/contest/2796308-Media-Mind-Control-Drug-
they don't understand
they will never understand
I will be different